PRIDE
some think they’re pretty, some just like to show off their old bowling trophies.
pearl cucumber vodka, sake, ginger simple syrup, lime, lemongrass
9.50
Seven Deadly Sins
ENVY
it wasn’t that she was a bitch, she just had what the rest of them wanted.
citrus vodka, malibu, midori, pineapple, lemon, blue curaçao
8.50
GLUTTONY
drink up, fatty mcbutterpants
vodka, chai tea, irish cream, banana liquor, amaretto, cream, nutmeg
8
GREED
we are born brave, trusting and greedy. most of us just remain greedy.
tequila, pear nectar, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, fresh lemon
8.50
LUST
sex, drugs, & rock-n-roll. hold the rock-n-roll.
vodka, pureed strawberries, amaretto, cream, chocolate
8.50
SLOTH
you can’t just sit in your mom’s basement watching reruns of the golden girls all day.
espresso vodka, chocolate, irish cream, coffee beans, cream
9.50
WRATH
more often than not it’s your ego that gets you in trouble,
but it’s your temper that keeps you there.
sriracha –infused vodka, peach nectar, amaretto,
fresh lime, serrano chili
10
Signature Cocktails
A SPRING FLING
everything and everyone gets easier in the spring.
citrus vodka, elderflower liqueur, lemon,
hibiscus syrup, rhubarb bitters
9
Bad Girl Scout
SHE WORE THE UNIFORM, BUT SHE REALLY LIKED SELLING HER COOKIE.
vodka, green crème de menthe, godiva, cream, cookie crumble
8.00
BANGING A WOOKIE ON A BROKEN-DOWN HARLEY UNDER A RIPPED-UP TABLECLOTH
THIS DOESN’T NEED A CATCHY TAGLINE.
revelstoke pecan whiskey, vanilla almond milk, caramel, cream, pecans
9.50
Classic Bourbon Flip
YES, THE EGG IS PASTEURIZED. YES, ITS DELICIOUS.
bourbon, light cream, egg white, simple syrup, nutmeg
8.50
Cold Snap
AND YOU THOUGHT HER COLD SHOULDER WAS BAD.
vodka, blue curacao, banana, malibu, cream of coconut,
toasted coconut, whipped cream
9.00
CRANBERRY COLLINS
ALL YOUR MOM DID WITH THEM WAS MAKE SAUCE.
cranberry vodka, orange curacao, fresh lemon,
simple syrup, club soda, fresh cranberries
8
CREEPY UNCLE EDDIE’S ICED TEA
it’s all long gazes and back rubs with this guy.
deep eddie’s sweet tea vodka, fresh lemon, lemonade
9
Dandy Shandy
DRINKING WINE IS FINE…. BUT BEING RANDY IS DANDY.
goose island winter ale, ginger beer
6.50
DONKEY PUNCH
when in doubt, punch it out.
rum, chambord, muddled blackberries,
mint, simple syrup, soda
8
holy Water
TRY A SPLASH OF THIS IN THE FACE.
rumhaven coconut water rum, lime juice, muddled chilies,
pineapple juice, simple syrup.
7.50
House-Made Irish Cream
AUNT MILDRED SAID IT WAS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.
vanilla, spice, and all things nice. on the rocks.
7.50
I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING
even if she really wants you to go away.
citrus vodka, pink limoncello, fresh lemon,
house-made grenadine, splash of soda
9
Ice Storm
YOU REALLY JUST WANT THE ROCK CANDY.
apples and pears vodka, triple sec, lemon, soda, rock candy
11.50
Mid-Winter Mule
NO, WE WILL NOT BE OFFERING A LATE-WINTER MULE
vodka, amaro, lime, cinnamon simple syrup,
cardamom bitters, ginger beer cinnamon stick
8.50
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
WE JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU LIKE THIS DRINK SO MUCH.
vodka ,blueberry juice, white cranberry juice, fresh lime,
muddled blueberries, basil, club soda, & a whole lot of anger
10
My Safe Word is YES
when you are cruisin' for a bruisin'.
vodka, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, orange bitters, soda
8
Punch is Served
HIS NAME IS BRETT AND HE WON’T SHUT UP
ABOUT CROSSFIT.
moscato, apricot brandy, green grapes, green apple, lime, soda
8
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
MEN WOULD DRIVE FOR MILES TO JUST TO GET A WHIFF OF GRANDMA’S WARM PIE.
apple pie moonshine, caramel vodka, apple butter,
cinnamon rim
10
SWANKY DRANKY
ADMIT IT. YOU THINK YOU’RE A LITTLE MORE COOL FOR ORDERING IT.
citrus vodka, plum simple syrup, prosecco, rhubarb bitters
and a heaping pile of pretention.
9
TBNT
Thanks but no thanks, she says. Every. Single Time.
citrus vodka, crushed blueberries, lavender syrup, soda, lemon
8
the 197 Martini
THE WAY BILL LIKES IT.
dry vermouth, hendrick’s gin, pickled green tomatoes
13
THE ORCHARD
IF SHE HAS A NICE PAIR OF PAIRS, TAKE HER TO THE TREES.
grey goose la poire vodka, ginger-infused simple syrup,
fresh sage, fresh lime, muddled bosc pears.
13
The Pussy Wagon
THIS IS THE RIDE EVERYONE WANTS TO JUMP ON.
vodka, chambord, white crème de cocoa, cream, muddled blackberries
8.50
The Ultimate Manhattan
ENJOY ONE FROM THE OLD DAYS.
giuseppe carpano sweet vermouth, templeton rye whiskey,
woodford spiced cherry bitters, a real maraschino cherry
14
UPSTATE OLD FASHIONED
CLASSY, IN A SORT OF PALERMO, NY KIND OF WAY.
knob creek smoked maple bourbon, muddled Greco farms apples, NYS maple syrup, black walnut bitters
12.50