PRIDE
some think they’re pretty, some just like to show off their old bowling trophies.
pearl cucumber vodka, sake, ginger simple syrup, lime, lemongrass
9.50
some think they’re pretty, some just like to show off their old bowling trophies.
pearl cucumber vodka, sake, ginger simple syrup, lime, lemongrass
9.50
it wasn’t that she was a bitch, she just had what the rest of them wanted.
citrus vodka, malibu, midori, pineapple, lemon, blue curaçao
8.50
drink up, fatty mcbutterpants
vodka, chai tea, irish cream, banana liquor, amaretto, cream, nutmeg
8
we are born brave, trusting and greedy. most of us just remain greedy.
tequila, pear nectar, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, fresh lemon
8.50
sex, drugs, & rock-n-roll. hold the rock-n-roll.
vodka, pureed strawberries, amaretto, cream, chocolate
8.50
you can’t just sit in your mom’s basement watching reruns of the golden girls all day.
espresso vodka, chocolate, irish cream, coffee beans, cream
9.50
more often than not it’s your ego that gets you in trouble,
but it’s your temper that keeps you there.
sriracha –infused vodka, peach nectar, amaretto,
fresh lime, serrano chili
10
everything and everyone gets easier in the spring.
citrus vodka, elderflower liqueur, lemon,
hibiscus syrup, rhubarb bitters
9
SHE WORE THE UNIFORM, BUT SHE REALLY LIKED SELLING HER COOKIE.
vodka, green crème de menthe, godiva, cream, cookie crumble
8.00
THIS DOESN’T NEED A CATCHY TAGLINE.
revelstoke pecan whiskey, vanilla almond milk, caramel, cream, pecans
9.50
YES, THE EGG IS PASTEURIZED. YES, ITS DELICIOUS.
bourbon, light cream, egg white, simple syrup, nutmeg
8.50
AND YOU THOUGHT HER COLD SHOULDER WAS BAD.
vodka, blue curacao, banana, malibu, cream of coconut,
toasted coconut, whipped cream
9.00
ALL YOUR MOM DID WITH THEM WAS MAKE SAUCE.
cranberry vodka, orange curacao, fresh lemon,
simple syrup, club soda, fresh cranberries
8
it’s all long gazes and back rubs with this guy.
deep eddie’s sweet tea vodka, fresh lemon, lemonade
9
DRINKING WINE IS FINE…. BUT BEING RANDY IS DANDY.
goose island winter ale, ginger beer
6.50
when in doubt, punch it out.
rum, chambord, muddled blackberries,
mint, simple syrup, soda
8
TRY A SPLASH OF THIS IN THE FACE.
rumhaven coconut water rum, lime juice, muddled chilies,
pineapple juice, simple syrup.
7.50
AUNT MILDRED SAID IT WAS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.
vanilla, spice, and all things nice. on the rocks.
7.50
even if she really wants you to go away.
citrus vodka, pink limoncello, fresh lemon,
house-made grenadine, splash of soda
9
YOU REALLY JUST WANT THE ROCK CANDY.
apples and pears vodka, triple sec, lemon, soda, rock candy
11.50
NO, WE WILL NOT BE OFFERING A LATE-WINTER MULE
vodka, amaro, lime, cinnamon simple syrup,
cardamom bitters, ginger beer cinnamon stick
8.50
WE JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU LIKE THIS DRINK SO MUCH.
vodka ,blueberry juice, white cranberry juice, fresh lime,
muddled blueberries, basil, club soda, & a whole lot of anger
10
when you are cruisin' for a bruisin'.
vodka, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, orange bitters, soda
8
HIS NAME IS BRETT AND HE WON’T SHUT UP
ABOUT CROSSFIT.
moscato, apricot brandy, green grapes, green apple, lime, soda
8
MEN WOULD DRIVE FOR MILES TO JUST TO GET A WHIFF OF GRANDMA’S WARM PIE.
apple pie moonshine, caramel vodka, apple butter,
cinnamon rim
10
ADMIT IT. YOU THINK YOU’RE A LITTLE MORE COOL FOR ORDERING IT.
citrus vodka, plum simple syrup, prosecco, rhubarb bitters
and a heaping pile of pretention.
9
Thanks but no thanks, she says. Every. Single Time.
citrus vodka, crushed blueberries, lavender syrup, soda, lemon
8
THE WAY BILL LIKES IT.
dry vermouth, hendrick’s gin, pickled green tomatoes
13
IF SHE HAS A NICE PAIR OF PAIRS, TAKE HER TO THE TREES.
grey goose la poire vodka, ginger-infused simple syrup,
fresh sage, fresh lime, muddled bosc pears.
13
THIS IS THE RIDE EVERYONE WANTS TO JUMP ON.
vodka, chambord, white crème de cocoa, cream, muddled blackberries
8.50
ENJOY ONE FROM THE OLD DAYS.
giuseppe carpano sweet vermouth, templeton rye whiskey,
woodford spiced cherry bitters, a real maraschino cherry
14
CLASSY, IN A SORT OF PALERMO, NY KIND OF WAY.
knob creek smoked maple bourbon, muddled Greco farms apples, NYS maple syrup, black walnut bitters
12.50