Seven Deadly Sins


PRIDE

some think they’re pretty, some just like to show off their old bowling trophies.
pearl cucumber vodka, sake, ginger simple syrup, lime, lemongrass

8.50

ENVY

it wasn’t that she was a bitch, she just had what the rest of them wanted.
citrus vodka, malibu, midori, pineapple, lemon, blue curaçao

8

GLUTTONY

drink up, fatty mcbutterpants
vodka, chai tea, irish cream, banana liquor, amaretto, cream, nutmeg

7.50

GREED

we are born brave, trusting and greedy. most of us
just remain greedy.

tequila, pear nectar, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, fresh lemon

8

LUST

sex, drugs, & rock-n-roll. hold the rock-n-roll.
vodka, pureed strawberries, amaretto, cream, chocolate

7.50

SLOTH

you can’t just sit in your mom’s basement watching reruns
of the golden girls all day.


espresso vodka, chocolate, irish cream, coffee beans, cream

9

WRATH

more often than not it’s your ego that gets you in trouble,
but it’s your temper that keeps you there.

sriracha –infused vodka, peach nectar, amaretto,
fresh lime, serrano chili

7

Signature Cocktails


CRANBERRY COLLINS

put some fizzle in your whistle
cranberry vodka, orange curacao, fresh lemon,
simple syrup, club soda, fresh cranberries

7.50

CREEPY UNCLE EDDIE’S ICED TEA

it’s all long gazes and back rubs with this guy.
deep eddie’s sweet tea vodka, fresh lemon, lemonade

9.00

GOOD OL’ COUNTRY ASS WHOOPIN’

CLETUS AND EANUS GOT YOUR BACK.
southern comfort, chambord, lime, blackberries, cranberry juice

7.50

I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING

even if she really wants you to go away.
citrus vodka, pink limoncello, fresh lemon,
house-made grenadine, splash of soda

8.50

MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

Boom!
vodka ,blueberry juice, white cranberry juice, fresh lime,
muddled blueberries, basil, club soda, & a whole lot of anger

9

My Safe Word is YES

when you are cruisin' for a bruisin'.
vodka, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, orange bitters, soda

8.00

STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

it’s a beatles song. didn’t know that? shouldn’t be drinking.
gin, sliced strawberries, fresh rosemary, tonic

7.50

TBNT

Thanks but no thanks, she says. Every. Single Time.
citrus vodka, crushed blueberries, lavender syrup, soda, lemon

8.00

THE MELON MULE

our moscow mule with a twist.
grey goose le melon vodka, fresh lime,
simple syrup, cantaloupe, ginger beer

10

THE ORCHARD

if she has a nice pair of pears, take her to the trees.
grey goose la poire vodka, ginger-infused simple syrup,
fresh sage, fresh lime, muddled bosc pears.

11.50