Seven Deadly Sins


PRIDE

some think they’re pretty, some just like to show off their old bowling trophies.
pearl cucumber vodka, sake, ginger simple syrup, lime, lemongrass

8.5

ENVY

it wasn’t that she was a bitch, she just had what the rest of them wanted.
citrus vodka, malibu, midori, pineapple, lemon, blue curaçao

7

GLUTTONY

drink up, fatty mcbutterpants
vodka, chai tea, irish cream, banana liquor, amaretto, cream, nutmeg

7

GREED

we are born brave, trusting and greedy. most of us
just remain greedy.

tequila, pear nectar, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, fresh lemon

7

LUST

sex, drugs, & rock-n-roll. hold the rock-n-roll.
vodka, pureed strawberries, amaretto, cream, chocolate

7

SLOTH

you can’t just sit in your mom’s basement watching reruns
of the golden girls all day.


espresso vodka, chocolate, irish cream, coffee beans, cream

9

WRATH

more often than not it’s your ego that gets you in trouble,
but it’s your temper that keeps you there.

sriracha –infused vodka, peach nectar, amaretto,
fresh lime, serrano chili

7

Signature Cocktails


AN AUTUMN NIGHTMARE

YOU TOOK HER HOME, AND NOW SHE KEEPS CALLING.
vanilla vodka, pumpkin pie filling, apple cider, cream, nutmeg, cinnamon simple syrup, graham cracker rim

8.50

CRANBERRY COLLINS

put some fizzle in your whistle
cranberry vodka, orange curacao, fresh lemon,
simple syrup, club soda, fresh cranberries

6

DARK SKIES OVER OSWEGO

THERE IS ALWAYS A STORM OF SH*T OVER THIS TOWN.
black rum, fresh lime, simple syrup, ginger beer, brown ale

8

GOOD OL’ COUNTRY ASS WHOOPIN’

CLETUS AND EANUS GOT YOUR BACK.
southern comfort, chambord, lime, blackberries, cranberry juice

7.50

MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

Boom!
vodka ,blueberry juice, white cranberry juice, fresh lime,
muddled blueberries, basil, club soda, & a whole lot of anger

8.50

SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE

MEN WOULD DRIVE FOR MILES TO JUST TO GET
A WHIFF OF GRANDMA’S WARM PIE.

apple pie moonshine, caramel vodka, apple butter,
cinnamon rim

8.50

STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

it’s a beatles song. didn’t know that? shouldn’t be drinking.
gin, sliced strawberries, fresh rosemary, tonic

6

SWANKY DRANKY

ADMIT IT. YOU THINK YOU’RE A LITTLE MORE COOL
FOR ORDERING IT.

citrus vodka, plum simple syrup, prosecco, rhubarb bitters
and a heaping pile of pretention.

8.50

THE ORCHARD

why not a frolic amongst the trees?
grey goose la poire vodka, ginger-infused simple syrup,
fresh sage, fresh lime, muddled bosc pears.

11

UPSTATE OLD FASHIONED

CLASSY, IN A SORT OF PALERMO, NY KIND OF WAY.
knob creek smoked maple bourbon, muddled Greco farms apples, NYS maple syrup, black walnut bitters

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